I read this once and the idea is really simple so i decided to try it. Looks like it works xD
In my experience, much of the Space of Nameless Misery is just dehydration. By forcibly encoding the “Feeling shitty? Try a pinch” pathway, I’ve been able to gather immense amounts of data correlating internal emotional states with levels of hydration, and what I’ve found is that the cold-sidewalk-turd flavor of feeling in particular is, without fail, a symptom that resolves with n-many glasses of water for some n ≥ 1